Personalized plates. Some are creative, others just seem to be a confusing secret code of letters and numbers. Many believe that by excluding vowels, you can save room and make your personal plate convey an even deeper meaning. No, it just frustrates the hell out of the person behind you trying to figure out what it means.
If you're in the market for a personal plate the DMV's Personal License Plate Inquiry is as useful as it is entertaining.
https://www6.hsmv.state.fl.us/mvcheck/platecheck/main.jsp allows you to enter up to 5 potential customized plates and see if they are available to for use.
Sure you can use this to see if SCION 1 is available (it is not, BTW), or if M3 DRVR is up for grabs (which it is), but what if you push the envelope? What if you think outside the plate and embrace your inner 8 year old, booger-joke loving self? What if you got deep? Is the truth really out there? And can it be conveyed in 7 letters or less? Let's find out.
TGHTBOX - Available for the xB crowd.
TGHTFIT - Equally sexually sugestive and available.
SHVDBOX and SHVEDBX - Available and available for the sans-door handle set amongst others.
BLOWN4 - Someone out there is getting mocked as we speak, as this is taken.
DUBZILA - is available for your next Godzilla-themed donk.
88FIERO & 98FBODY - are lurking the streets with mullets.
CANTDRV - Put this on your car and no one will come close to you. Available.
SHTBOX - Be proud of you car. Regardless of condition. Available.
SLWNLOW - Taken. I picture a '73 Boattail Riviera with a trunk full of 18's.
Now let's get weird.
IEATPOO and IEATP00 (those are zeros) - Wow! Both are available.
HUGEPKG - If you've got the junk up front, here you go. Available.
RASCLOT - Lord a mercy! Not available.
HOODRAT - Be loud be proud and tell the world. Available.
GLDDGGR - Get down girl, go 'head get down. Available.
PRTYHRD - is on the roads of Florida. Look out!
FAA QUE - Tell them how you really feel. Available.
WTF & ROTF - Like Jessica Simpson, dumb but taken.
FOAD - No, why don't you F-off and die! Out there somewhere.
FKBOOBS -can also be used as a flotation device in the event this automobile makes a water landing. Available.
FPOLCE - It's available and I dare you to get this plate. I double dare you!
POTHED - No one's THAT stoned to get this plate. But if you are it's available.
METHLAB - If you're dumb enough to use it, you're dumb enough to get this plate. Available.
NOPNTYS - If you get this plate, prepare for lots of honks and waves. Available, as is the driver.
BLLSACK - Suck it. It's available.
ONE NUT - Taken! I didn't know Lance lived in Florida. Just kidding Mr. Armstrong. You rock.
DEDSMRF - Available for all you Smurf haters.
EMO KID - Who has this plate and why?
BSG FAN - I can't believe this is available. Not for long!
THUGLFE - Omar, you need this plate cause it's available.
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